Fun. Engaged.
On Time.
I'm a professional stand-up comedian and a 25+ year executive. I emcee fundraisers, galas, and pitch competitions -- and write comedy "love" roasts people quote for years.
Serious expertise. Unserious delivery.

1.5 years
Hosting the new comedians showcase at Stand-Up NY Comedy Club.
10 x 5
Ten acts, five minutes each. Then flip the room for the pros.
9 years
Paid, professional stand-up comedian and improviser, New York City.
25+ years
Executive experience, including 6.5 years in the
C-suite.
Four Ways I Run Your Room
Comedy timing plus boardroom judgment. You get a host who reads the room and the agenda.
01
Emcee & Host
Galas, fundraisers, awards nights, and conferences. I keep the energy up, the transitions tight, and the paddle raise moving.
03
Scripts & Run of Show
I write the host script, build the minute-by-minute run of show, and cue every hand-off so nobody's guessing backstage.
02
Pitch Competitions & Demo Days
Founders get their five minutes. Judges get their questions. Your audience never drifts, and you still end on time.
04
"Love" Roasts & Tributes
Retirements, farewells, milestone birthdays, and big promotions. Funny enough to remember, kind enough to frame.
Similar format. Different room.
For a year and a half, I ran the new comedian showcase at Stand-Up NY Comedy Club: 10 comics, five minutes each. It must end on time for the next show. A pitch competition runs on a very similar clock.
The Comedy Club
Your Pitch Competition

Friendly "Love" Roasts & Tributes
Give someone a funny "love" roast they'll never forget!
Retirements, farewells, milestone birthdays, big promotions. Funny enough to remember, kind enough to frame. Co-written with you. HR-friendly by design.
1. One short call. Your stories, nicknames, inside jokes, and off-limits list.
2. You approve every line. Nothing reaches the mic you haven't seen.
3. I deliver it. Warm, sharp, and done before anyone reaches for their phone.
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